sealcat:

if dallas gets two points, the canucks are officially eliminated from playoff contention. 

dallas is currently playing the florida panthers.

as it was, as it is, and as it always will be, the fate of the canucks season is in the hands of roberto luongo.

Conversation I overheard at work
  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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