dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

I think once you’ve thought about how a person sleeps, how they’d feel pressed up against your back, or your head on their chest, how compatible your bodies would be in the same space of a bed — once you’ve thought about that, you’re fucked.
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literallyrad:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK
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